After 14 weeks, this horrible property has attracted no interest, SO THAT’S WHY WE’RE USING ALL CAPS AND FAR TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!! Yes, we’re willing to write in italics and underline at random to get you to notice this abysmal HOME!!! We’ll even spout uninformative buzzwords like MEGA-DEAL, ***WOW***, and <> just to get your attention!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP BY THIS DUMP-HEAP TODAY!!!!!***