TALLAHASSEE, FL—In an effort to showcase his commitment to conservative voters, the Ron DeSantis campaign released a disturbing new ad Monday that revealed the candidate was wearing a rubber diaper to focus on campaigning. “As your president, my priority will be you—not whatever’s been brewing inside my diaper for the past three weeks,” said DeSantis, who was seen grimacing and sweating in the 30-second advertisement that played on millions of television screens across Iowa and New Hampshire. “This diaper rash? It stands for freedom. The smell? That stands for American families. The bacterial infection my doctor warned will kill me? That’s for the unborn. I won’t waste valuable taxpayer dollars sitting on the toilet or changing this thing. Nope, it’s never coming off. Casey already told me she refuses to change it.” The ad concluded with the 2024 presidential candidate sticking both arms down the back of his pants and furiously scratching.